Keyboard Cress

12/09/11 11:00 Filed in: Humor
Keyboard Cress: When one grows Cress in a Keyboard. (See: A healthy breakfast alternative)
How to make Keyboard Cress:
You need:

Warning:
  • The keyboard will be classified as an unworkable Keyboard after Step 3.
  • Cress has an odd Aroma.
  • Cress takes a week to grow.
  • Do not use sharp items (eg. A compass) to take apart the keys.
Steps:
  • Unplug Keyboard from power source.
  • Take out keys by use of a screwdriver. Be careful, keys may fly.
  • Wash the Keyboard, if you are planning to eat the Cress.
  • Unroll Cotton.
  • Place the unrolled Cotton evenly throughout keyboard.
  • Sprinkle Cress Seeds over Cotton.
  • Water the Cress Seeds.
  • Place Keys back on. Preferably in the right place.
  • Repeat Step 7 once a day.

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